An independent study conducted by The YAP Native has found that 80% of guys named ‘Kevin’ are Asian.
“We all know one hey,” said Martin Liu upon hearing the result. “What’s with that?”
“I knew one Indian guy named Kevin,” responds Goannadeep Singh. “I guess that counts as Asian.”
Further research was conducted to determine if there’s been any cultural icons named Kevin that appeal to the Asian market.
Lifestyle editor Jen does a quick Google search to confirm.
“Kevin Hart, Kevin Costner, Kevin Bacon, Kevin Smith… none of these make sense! What the fuck?!”