Pale Slav Mate Has Both White Privilege And Immigrant Mentality

Light skin but still a dark n*gga

A young Slav from Sydney’s west has today revealed the two factors that will lead him to a highly successful career by 25.

Nico Tromavski (23), who’s parents are of Polish descent has both White Privilege and Immigrant Mentality.  

Similar to children of Asian parents, Nico was instilled with a hard nosed attitude of study, get degree and find job, all at the age of 3 months.

Yet it wasn’t until the Finance Graduate left the  University of New South Wales (UNSW) for the corporate world, did he realise he had an easier path than his Asian friends, says Tromavski.

“Not to sound cocky…but I think white cunts love us aye”

“I legit do the same work as all the Asian grads but get to leave at 5pm”

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“I even wear TN’s on Friday’s but they assume I’m wearing RM Williams. I might bring my bum bag in next week for shits and gigs hahah”

Nico’ powerhouse mix of tough immigrant mentality and subtle white privilege can be seen after hours too – or as evidenced last weekend.

Despite doing three lines of coke, blasting Non-Stop by Drake and then getting pulled over for speeding on the Great Western Highway, the Toyota Camry owner was let off with a light caution.

“Sorry officer, was I speeding?”

After seeing Nico’s blonde hair and porcelain skin, the roadside officer breathed a sigh of relief knowing he wasn’t speaking to a criminal or a Chinese property investor.

“Young man, just stay safe on these roads, lots of reckless Lebos around”

Before the interview ended, we asked Nico if he considers himself white or ethnic.

“I’m light skinned but I’m still a dark n*gga”

More on Nico to come.

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Ignatius is the lead business journo for The YAP Native and part-time crypto investor. While' Iggy' studied a Bachelor of Commerce, he considers himself a Master in Culture.