LB Tears ACL Hakking At Midnight Mafia

While this years Midnight Mafia will go down in history for it’s star-studded line-up and nek level lasers, for one Liverpool-based raver, it will be remembered for all the wrong reasons.

Alan Phan (20) has been diagnosed with a torn anterior cruciate ligament (ACL). The news comes after the Mr. Phan ‘Hakked’ for 3 hours straight between his first cap and the closing act.

The pharmacy student is now out for the 2019-2020 Festival season or as Alan describes “the biggest ceebs of my lyf”

With the all-star out, it remains to be seen whether the other boys will be able to step up.

Best friend Justin Zor, claims he has no choice but too hakk even harder when they go to Electric Daisy Carnival (EDC).

“I’ll wear my knee straps for this one. Anything to pick up the slack.”

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LG’s in the group however, are not happy with the replacement hakk-leader for EDC, and are now looking for someone to blame for the injury.

“As if he didn’t take a drink break?” shouted Kerryn Zhu to our reporter. “Like I had m-water you know? Could have prevented your cramps dis dat”

“It’s coz his gf was too busy muzzing” added one crossed armed Daisy Chang.

Girlfriend of Alan, Cynthia Vo said she wanted to stop him but she was on a roll.

“My rhythm was legit bro. What did you expect me to do? Stop my muzz so I can stop him mid-hakk? You fkn crazy”

Alan says while his physio has recommended against any travel, he plans to come to EDC to support his brothers and sisters in a wheelchair.

“I wouldn’t miss it for the world. I’ve also already spent $2000 on flights and a wristband so I’ve got no choice really aye.”

More on Alans knee to come.

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