On the way to fuck your boy
In case you missed it, Anna Truong’s younger and arguably hotter cousin Theresa Vu, is returning from Bangkok today.
Along with a serious case of wanderlust, some of the souvenirs she is taking back include a high end-makeup set, a new bikini for summer and a freshly-inked back-piece tattoo.
All of this is captured by the 21 year-olds latest Instagram candid: Her sun-kissed frame, subtly finished with a 16-hour coat of coloured realism.
“OTW to FYB” reads the caption. (“On the way to f*** your b***” to the less culturally savvy).
To a man’s senses, it’s the perfect trident of temptation. A three-pronged assault, if you will.
And whilst the widely used euphemism popularised by the late Tupac Shakur is mostly harmless, to Anna and her trio of gals, it’s a direct threat.
A direct threat to the fidelity of their long-term relationships with their respective boyfriends, that is.
“Theresa is such a little thot,” says best friend Jen Phan over brunch. “Whaddayamean you’re on the way?”
“And why is Dylan following her?”
Anna’s boyfriend ‘Dylan’ however, is the least of Jen’s worries.
It’s soon discovered that Jen’s boyfriend named ‘Kevin’, is also following Theresa.
“Awmy-gawd! Did Kevin just like her photo too?” Says the quiet-until-now Mariah Duong.
“I’m gonna bash her,” exclaims Anna. “…wait”
“I think Johnson just commented too”.
A shared gasp ensues.
‘Johnson’, who is Mariah’s ex of two weeks, isn’t shy about letting Instagram know he is over her.
“*Love heart eyes*” He writes.
“Miss u Jonny coffee soon x” Replies Theresa just seconds later.
With the threat now at large, various overpriced breakfast dishes and sangrias on way, it’s safe to say this light brunch with pals will smoothly transition to a ‘Thotresa’ Vu crisis meeting.
“Breath Mariah, breath”.
More spice to come.