A focus group has found Indian parents will shit themselves if you threaten to put them in a retirement home in their old age. This revelation is perfect for young adults being forced into arranged marriages.
“With freedom, books, flowers, and the moon, who could not be happy?” Your parents my decide where you are at every hour of the day but they can't stop you from enjoying the little things like reading a book about law or medicine.
We had our suspicions, so we took it to the high tech lab. It’s classic 50% Monosodium Glutamate (MSG) and 50% methyl (1R,2R,3S,5S)-3- (benzoyloxy)-8-methyl-8-azabicyclo[3.2.1] octane-2-carboxylate (Cocaine)