Love Knows No Distance Unless It’s Western Sydney To The North Shore

“So I’ve been seeing a guy,” she revealed to the girls over high tea.

“Is he hot?”

“Yeah…But”

As Annie Su (25) began to pour herself a serving of loose leaf English Breakfast Tea, so did the questions.

“He must be an accountant?”

“He’s a bboy isn’t he?”

“No wait, he’s Christian?”

Steven Trinh (28) actually doesn’t have any of the aforementioned flaws that many good looking Asian guys have. In fact, he’s a physio with his own clinic and a very cute dog.

“…and a great taste in music,” explains Annie half defensively.

“So what is it? He sounds like your dream guy.”

“Well…he’s kinda from those ways,” points Annie in the direction of Ryde.

“Like past Parramatta”

[sound of tea spitting back into a cup rings around the table]

“…Cabramatta,” she reveals sheepishly. “Should I break up with him?”

Although Annie already knows the answer to her question, she would still like her options laid out on the table – verbally by her best friends.

“The way I see it, there’s only one option” begins Chantelle Le-Hu. “He might be a stud, but he’s also inaccessible by public transport.”

“And there’s no way you’re taking your Benz to a post code that insurance doesn’t cover”

“And you could easily find the same stud somewhere more convenient, like Melbourne for instance”

“Maybe just let him down easy?”

“Nah, f*ck that, he’s totes a criminal. You need to cut him off ASAP” Suggests the other friend, Justina Kim.

“Just ghost him babe.”

More spice to come.

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Jen is the lifestyle editor at The YAP Native. As a long time sufferer of a condition known as wanderlust Jenny has been to over 6 continents and dated both guys and girls from roughly 20 different ethnicities.