The prophecy foretold by ‘Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle’, has begun to take place today as Rajinder Singh befriended Kevin Tang on their first day of high school.
The trend is common in western countries where Asian and Indian males gather in numbers to seek protection from their athletically superior white and black counterparts.
Raj and Kevin have formed a strong bond over their mutual interest in quadratic formulas and the NBA. However these young boys must accept the constant beratment of Harold and Kumar references they will be subject to until at least after college.
“Hey Koo-mar, go back to Guantanamo Bay!” Hurls Ryan, the son of divorcee parents.
Raj ignores the insults and continues admiring the new textbook smell. But Kevin was willing to put up a brave stand in his early high school stint to avoid future harassment.
“Hey Ryan why don’t you go home and see who your Mom is banging? 10 bucks says it’s not your Dad!”
Bewildered, Ryan takes a moment to reflect on Kevin’s comeback and responds in a cool but stern poise.
“I don’t know what you’re saying buddy… fuck you!”
More spice to come.